Well, don't be any of these guys/gals.
1. The jackass that moves to the seated section of the general admission event and then proceeds to stand for the entire concert in front of people who were seated before the opening act.
2. The jackoff that spills shitty beer on everyone as he crawls over everyone to get back to his seat.
3. The guy who falls down the stairs. 'Nuff said.
4. The guy who falls while crowd-surfing prompting the band to stop playing in the middle of a fucking badass song to make sure you aren't dead.
5. The girl who takes off her shirt to reveal really nasty-looking saggy tits.
6. The guy in the opening band that drops his pants to show his fat, sweaty, hairy ass.
7. The opening band that sucks so much ass that they have to keep the volume at 150+ decibels so people can't hear enough to tell that their drummer only knows one rythym and that their music sucks the sweat off of a day-laboring Mexican's balls. I do give them credit for likely having the only washboard player in death metal.
8. The chick that wears politically motivated clothing and can't answer a simple question about the claims that it makes.
9. The 40+ grandma dressed like a skanky teenager.
10. The wannabe drummer teenager that sits behind you and pretends the back of your chair is a fucking kick drum.
Granted, 1 and 10 are much easier to control when you are accompanied by a bulging 250 pound, 6'6" giant.
The concert was insanely awesome. Clinically insane. You must see Queens of the Stone Age live if they're ever in or near your town and you worship at the altar of real fucking rock and roll. But please, have some fucking decency.
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Sounds awesome. Where did they play?
They played at Earthlink Live. It used to be Center Stage, right where W. Peachtree and Peachtree meet.
You know how I love those smaller venues. I was ecstatic when I found out where it was going to be.
Center Stage is now Earthlink Live?
Man, I have been gone awhile.
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