Monday, February 26, 2007

beer and hockey

Thrashers finally win one and I get to relax with a few brews. Two of my favorite things. They rank right up there with steak, poontang, warm socks, dark chocolate, snow, puppies, widgets, smart kids, things that smell good, bowling, ramma-ramma-ding-dong, elements that start with T, artificial sweetners, double-12 dominoes, dental floss, garbage disposals, online banking, wandering the aisles aimlessly in The Home Depot, nineteen, Snap, Crackle, but certainly not Pop, traffic cones, indoor plumbing, guys who lift the seat at public restrooms, lipstick lesbians, deadly force against criminals caught in the act, clean motor oil, words that rhyme with purple, Regis Philbin ties, salmonella-free PB, air hockey, and hot now doughnuts.

Go Thrashers!

Sunday, February 18, 2007

green is the new black

You Are Heineken

You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.

Not a big Heiny fan but I'll drink it when the only other options are Bud and Miller. A better green bottle beer would be Stella, or Urquell. And I'll buy a round as long as I know my company will return the favor sometime.

Friday, February 09, 2007

i'm a sucker for these, too

You Are Most Like Ronald Reagan

People tend to think you're a god - or that you almost ruined the country.
But even if people do disagree with you, they still fall victim to your charms!

Good thing it doesn't include VPs considering all of those times I shot my friends in the face.