Monday, February 26, 2007

beer and hockey

Thrashers finally win one and I get to relax with a few brews. Two of my favorite things. They rank right up there with steak, poontang, warm socks, dark chocolate, snow, puppies, widgets, smart kids, things that smell good, bowling, ramma-ramma-ding-dong, elements that start with T, artificial sweetners, double-12 dominoes, dental floss, garbage disposals, online banking, wandering the aisles aimlessly in The Home Depot, nineteen, Snap, Crackle, but certainly not Pop, traffic cones, indoor plumbing, guys who lift the seat at public restrooms, lipstick lesbians, deadly force against criminals caught in the act, clean motor oil, words that rhyme with purple, Regis Philbin ties, salmonella-free PB, air hockey, and hot now doughnuts.

Go Thrashers!

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