- Where bigots go to die.
- Hey! We don't have as many black people as Marietta.
- After awhile, you stop giggling at our city name.
- No, Jimi Hendrix didn't play here. But his sister did!
- We're not just a cute little yellow bird.
- Do you have teeth? You're in!!
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
sloganator
It looks like the inbred city of Woodstock slightly to the north of me is looking for a slogan. I'm not a citizen of the city, but I think I have a good idea or two. Try these on for size.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
A couple of years ago D-town spent $64K changing their slogan from "where good things are happening" to "where great things happen".
Which I find especially funny, because the old slogan implies that the good things are ongoing (for example, "the earth is rotating"), but the new one implies that the great things occur, but at a completely indeterminate frequency and duration (e.g., "lunar eclipses happen").
Post a Comment