Words of Wisdom

Truer words were never spoken.

I think my mascara is running.

I don't think I won the lottery, at least not last I checked... but thanks for the nice words bro.

And remember...

The Wonders of Spell Check

It misses typos when your typo is a real word.

Prime example here.

I'm sure her mother would be very proud of her volunteer experience.

update: just so you know, her experience included a stint as a "candy stripper." the page is since defunct.